1. lolneincom:

    Gotta love new features! (part 1)

    (via gaytable)

     

  2. pishposhspice:

    my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

    (via phantasticphil)

     
  3. thexsecondxstarxtoxthexright:

    youtubers-for-all:

    phandelions:

    ohyourelikeme:

    phandelions:

    Here’s a cute little ghost for your blog! (It’s transparent) 

    I CHOCKED

    It’s that time of year again

    look at the notes

    do people even realize

    DRAG IT OMG

    (via phantasticphil)

     
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  8. kingcheddarxvii:

    Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

    (Source: shopjeen, via gaytable)

     

  9. fortheloveofotps:

    sqvad:

    pansoph:

    pansoph:

    i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

    image

    i’m pissing myself

    jesus christ

    jesus crust

    (via nohumanoidquality)

     
  10. kindofleigh:

    philsarms:

    sswiggityswagwhatsinthebag:

    phan-in-kilts:

    taylorhowell:

    So….My friend and I had a sleepover and we came to realize a thing

    this is extra cool because in a way this portrays the way they met perfectly. they both had completely different and separate lives (represented in this image by the bed covers) but thanks to the internet (represented by the laptop), they connected and were both brought together and now their lives are intertwined (represented by the way the bed sheets overlap).

    that was deep

    and phil is on top

    EVERY FUCKING POST. 

    (via nohumanoidquality)

     

  11. adele-or-a-dell:

    timeladyfrombakerstreet:

    superwholockgarfield:

    morgrana:

    OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

    it’s past, present and future

    you will be hurt

    you are hurt

    you were hurt

    BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

    you poetic little shit

    But think about it, it works for ‘happy’ too.

    You will be happy

    You are happy

    You were happy

    You will be wumbo

    You are wumbo

    You were wumbo

    The study of wumbology

    IT’S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB

    (via nohumanoidquality)

     

  12. i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

    (Source: oikwa, via hauntsclemmings)

     

  13. shutuploveu:

    i can’t keep my eyes off the bloody dinosAUR

    (via dailyphan)

     

  14. "Don’t try to fit in, do whatever you want."
    — Dan Howell, liveshow 9/30 (via dailyphan)

    (Source: nerdyshipper, via dailyphan)

     
  15. savleighm:

    The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

    x

    (via prettyelizmari)