1. alargebeardedman:

    amporafest:

    simonbitdiddle:

    sherridea:

    doctorsxperiment221b:

    “I love this twee”

    “My twee”

    “This twee is mah fran”

    “Dis twee has a flavour”

    “Twee, u no worries, I cleans u.”

    "Twee is mah pweshus"

    will you fucking type like normal people before i kill someone

    (Source: hiddenlex, via nohumanoidquality)

     

  2. the-last-teabender:

    trainhardbestrong:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

    my uncle: “that’s great”

    Miley: “it’s a bird”

    my uncle: “no its not”

    -chirping noise-

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    They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

    update:

    she caught another bird.

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    update: she caught a squirrel today

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    She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

    Disney princess in training.

    (via nohumanoidquality)

     

  3. vogue-hearts:

    kindness makes you the most beautiful person in the world. no matter what you look like.

    (via nohumanoidquality)

     
  4. baroquen-sol:

    seerofsarcasm:

    confusedtree:

    dspazdoesntcare:

    What the hell did I just watch? 

    It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

    Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

    I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

    (via dansdinosaur)

     
     

  5. moraniarty:

    the tumblr video player

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    (via therespizzaontheroof)

     

  6. 2009dan:

    [sees dans icon on dash] [squints to make sure the url actually says danisnotonfire]

    (via sonja-blayde)

     
  7. Living with Phil has it’s ups and downs […] but until yesterday I’ve thought I didn’t have any ocd behaviors. x

    (Source: howarcl, via placentaandllamas)

     
  8. halwaiting:

    Wirrow is me

    (via ayyymazingphil)

     
  9. jodecides:

    ask-oklahoma-america:

    sunsetofdoom:

    tarch-7:

    Toothless is so cute here.

    THE DETAILS

    HIS NOSTRILS ARE PINK ON THE INSIDES

    YOU CAN SEE THE EDGES OF HIS SCALES

    HE’S STILL COVERED IN DIRT AND SOOT FROM THE FIGHT

    DREAMWORKS WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME

    how could you not want a toothless on your dash

    can we talk about hiS EYES

    (Source: graphrofberk, via ayyymazingphil)

     
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  11. MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

    honerablerosemary:

    BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

    TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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    CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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    MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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    MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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    BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

    (via nohumanoidquality)

     
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  14. benpaddon:

    ayethatgirlrithany:

    sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

    This is exactly how physics does not work.

    Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

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    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via dansdinosaur)

     

  15. hcwell:

    dan is smart, funny, attractive, musically talented, kind and generous and wow I am trash

    (via dailyphan)