1. intosnarkness:

    if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

    and it got upgraded to first class

    without me

    (via nohumanoidquality)


  2. humoristics:

    a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

    (via nohumanoidquality)

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  4. deanprincesster:



    it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness

    If you were about to have a surgery done, would you feel comfortable if she/he had gages and tattoos all over their face?

    I mean presumably they went to medical school I literally would not give a single shit what they decided to put on their face

    (via nohumanoidquality)

  5. castiel-knight-of-hell:


    Dean Winchester used to have fun showers. Now it’s all intense and shit.

    to be fair, the last time he had fun in the shower this happened

    (via nohumanoidquality)

  6. smack:




    Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects. 

    It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast. 

    Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink. 


    Gosh this

    Holy fuck

    (Source: feminishblog, via nohumanoidquality)

  8. iguanamouth:



    He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

    iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING


    (Source: misterpaulito, via nextdoorclifford)


  10. icorly:

    mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

    (Source: asscrab, via nextdoorclifford)

  11. adorkablester:

    Oh Phil.. why don’t you just kiss the real Dan instead?? ;)

    and you should really get a lock on your door, Phil…

    (via sonja-blayde)

  12. shutupimscrolling:

    welcome to tumblr

    (via nohumanoidquality)

  13. infuckingsanityy:


    Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

    pure hearts

    (Source: sizvideos, via nohumanoidquality)


  14. peniscruncher:


    who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

    the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

    (Source: daftvunk, via dansdinosaur)


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