1. spearmintx:

    why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens

    (Source: bakedasever, via en-fin-ite)

     
  2. detectivanilla:

    percymyjackson:

    So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
    And today he was like
    “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
    And showed us this…

    WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

    (via en-fin-ite)

     
  3. startariott:

    “just because drunk people drop shit” 

    (Source: pugsessed, via en-fin-ite)

     
  4. theauthoryperson:

    egberts:

    i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

    and here you are

    (via en-fin-ite)

     

    1. me: this fic fucked me up so bad and i cried for hours
    2. me: here read it
     

  5. moist-ashes:

    when i’m saying bye to my queer friend

    image

    (via thetomska)

     
  6. vvhaleshark:

    ugh, so SICK of all this ANON HAT! :(

    (via therespizzaontheroof)

     
  7. amazingphil:

    spiderinthecupboard:

    Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to subscribe to youtube.com/AmazingPhil

    Hahaaa I love this

    (via hol-lester)

     
  8. insertyoutuberquotehere:

    maddifacee:

    supermishamiga:

    Youtubers react [x]

    are you kidding me

    I’M SO GLAD SOMEONE GIFED IT I LOVED THIS

    (via hol-lester)

     
  9. reallifebfg:

    georgeslays:

    The reasons to love the British Royal family never end

    It’s like they’re in a sitcom.

    (via hol-lester)

     

  10. "Dan: are you saying im not manly?
    Phil: maybe"
    — Phil confirming dan bottoms (via philikesdan)
     
  11. trransatlanticism:

    menthuthuyoupi:

    theloudcampaign:

    ign0rantfuck:

    EVERYONE ON THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD SEE THIS

    we hold on to the wrong things as humans 

    man what the fuck……

    thank you Sam Pepper for making the world realize

    (Source: kittiezandtittiez, via nohumanoidquality)

     
  12. interrobangphan:

    twerkynacho:

    twerkynacho:

    dreamwurks:

    the-babe:

    cumdoodle:

    Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

    "he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

    mandatory update:

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    these are the best

    but wait there’s more

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    don’t stop this is great 

    I haven’t slept in like 48 hours and this is making me giggle like mad please keep going this is great

    (via nohumanoidquality)

     
  13. vvankinq:

    #NotAllDucks

    (Source: humorstop, via jackhoward)

     
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