Hey! I'm Meg and I spend my life reblogging stuff.



when you unpause a game and forget you’re fighting a bunch of enemies


(Source: stupih)

me: whats your opinion on tampons

little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings

me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys

little brother: why

me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina

little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those


little brother:

me: that is a fantastic point




all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls


lol remember how for becoming youtube dan was complaining about how ben had made them sit so close together and yet




dick is my new otp

A little jealous much phil?

dan in the last gif is literally like “OHMYGOD HE ACTUALLY HUGGED ME ok calm down take deep breaths “

(Source: thedanhowell)

girl/boy: *diagnosed with anorexia*

everyone: kids in 3rd world countries would give anything for that food, and you refuse it!

girl/boy: *diagnosed as bulimic*

everyone: cancer patients with give anything to be able to keep their food in, and you choose to throw it up!

girl/boy: *diagnosed as a binge eater*

everyone: chill your fat ass out, some kids eat once a day!

girl/boy: *suicidal*

everyone: people die every day, you should be grateful for your life!

girl/boy: *self harms*

everyone: lots of people have it worse than you, be grateful about how good you have it!

girl/boy: *has anxiety*

everyone: stop freaking out over everything, it's not that big of a deal!


girl/boy: yep that fixed everything thanks


So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  


(Source: phd-in-awesome)