1. danisnotonfire:

    so i have just discovered the joys of ‘hair chalk’ what do you think of purple?

     
  2. blibblobblib:

    Breakfast around the world

    (Source: sanziene, via nohumanoidquality)

     
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  5. sunsetlester:

    little-paper-phans:

    dan looks so excited

    he looks like a sim celebrating a new item being placed in their home

    (via therespizzaontheroof)

     

  6. joichang:

    riddlemetom:

    unfollower:

    I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

    you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

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    you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

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    you style that hair lil’ dude!

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    and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.

    (via phangri-la)

     
  7. disneyvillainsforjustice:

    sweetmadameblue:

    theouijagirl:

    kerplunkers:

    hypo-thermic:

    yogaboi:

    toocooltobehipster:

    To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070
    Click here to watch the video

    At first I though this was a joke

    Don’t ignore this Tumblr

    Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.

    This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim. 

    Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help.

    One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said they’d go and ‘talk’ to her.

    The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time.
    No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.

        

    Please, if you witness abuse, no matter WHO the recipient is, report it. If someone you know if being abused (not just physically - in any way) help them. Connect them to resources. Gender doesn’t matter in this case - no one deserves to be abused. 

    National Domestic Abuse Hotline

    - Mod Dawes Sr.

    (via therespizzaontheroof)

     

  8. kelekelo:

    every class is art class if you dont care enough

    (via amazeballsbrooke)

     
  9. rusherindanosaurstyle:

    dan-will-make-you-howell:

    untilyourbreathingst0ps:

    gonnahaveadie:

    it took me 3 times to realize what Dan was about to do before Phil has other ideas

    ;)

    a visual representation of how phil altered dan’s sexuality

    oh my goodness

    (via nohumanoidquality)

     

  10. partynoxious:

    when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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    (via phanplacentaa)

    Tagged #phil?
     

  11. "Dan did one with Tyler so I should do one with Troye (collaborations)"
    — Phil Lester- younow, acknowledging the ships (I screamed a little)

    (Source: somefreakwithablog, via therespizzaontheroof)

     
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  14. s1uts:

    givemeinternet:

    When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

    I have never seen an more accurate depiction

    (via postcardfromaplanecrash)

     
  15. lily-march:

    sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

    ketamineprojection:

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

    RUSSELL HOWARD

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    Russell Howard is a national treasure.

    (Source: katiebishop, via nohumanoidquality)